4 words: hood of his car
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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