I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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