I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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