now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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