Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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