what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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