So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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