I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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