White coat. Heels.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm at about main and main street
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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