ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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