I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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