Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize