i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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