Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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