Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
i think i just lost a toe
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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