I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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