Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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