belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you will always have a special place in my vag
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
