We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I have aggressive nipples.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
