found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
