Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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