yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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