Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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