In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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