ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
dude. I can hear the air.
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