I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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