Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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