if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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