There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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