he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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