I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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