I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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