Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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