I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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