but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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