Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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