check it out our google latitudes are spooning
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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