the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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