So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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