I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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