Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Randomize
