What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize