Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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