If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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