Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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