Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
