is your mom at the bar?
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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