i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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