Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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