quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
