Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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