People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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