i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who wears a wallet chain?!
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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