I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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