okay pat passed out under dana's car
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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