we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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