didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Drake has all the answers
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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